That’s just not gonna fly.  

A man from New Jersey has been formally charged with animal cruelty by a grand jury after decapitating a seagull that tried to snatch a French fry from his daughter.

Franklin Ziegler was with his daughter on Surfside Pier at Morey’s Piers & Beachfront Waterparks in North Wildwood during the 2024 Independence Day week when the incident occurred, with the seagull taking a part of the child’s snack.

Following his actions, Ziegler, who is 30 years old, proceeded to carry the deceased bird around the amusement area and later inquired staff for a garbage bag to dispose of it.

Onlookers who spotted Ziegler’s gruesome souvenir called the cops.  

Ziegler, of Cape May, allegedly became hostile with police and was charged with animal cruelty and resisting arrest.

“During the investigation, Zeigler was irate and uncooperative with officers on an unrelated investigation, which resulted in his arrest for Disorderly Conduct and Resisting Arrest, both Disorderly Persons offenses,” the North Wildwood Police Department said in a Facebook post. LINK?

The Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918 makes it illegal to “pursue, hunt, take, capture, kill, or sell” seagulls and other migratory birds. 

Barry Fast, who has run Seagull Control Systems in New Rochelle for more than 20 years, says the seabirds can be fearless if they associate people with food.

“We deal with seagulls eating people’s food all the time at outdoor dining restaurants,” Fast said.

“Seagulls even attack restaurant workers bringing trash bags to dumpsters.”  

According to Fast, Seagull Control Systems receives two or three legitimate calls for help with seagull trouble a day. He says controlling seagull activity on boardwalks is a difficult job.

“The solutions that we have must mitigate seagull infestation without disrupting people on the boardwalk,” Fast said. “Seagulls are flocking birds; they tend to colonize locations where they have a constant food source.”

Ziegler could not be reached for comment.