Renegade Paws adoption post goes viral, featured on The Today Show
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Renegade Paws Rescue has gone viral!

A social media post on their Facebook page highlighting a unique dog they have available for adoption has been shared more than 86,000 times.

The pup in question is Igor and his viral post was featured on The Today Show:

Here is the entire post:

“Ever wanted to adopt a sentient middle finger wrapped in a cloud of fur?

Igor is up for adoption at Renegade Paws Rescue.

Meet Igor.

We have reason to believe he’s a cursed Victorian child masquerading as a 10 lb. stuffed animal.

He was not born, he appeared. No one remembers how or when. He materializes in doorways and stares at corners. He knows exactly what you did.

This dog isn’t interested in trips to the dog park or going to brunch. His primary focus is getting revenge on your ex-boyfriend. As for that mean girl from high school who called you ugly? He wants her soul to go through a grinder.

Igor is focused on you. He’ll concoct evil plans with a dog sibling or two. But he’s not keen on too many friends and might need an exorcism if you bring the friendly golden retriever from down the street over for a playdate.

We attempted training, but he made the trainer cry. We tried using treats, but he devoured them and then filled the house with a stench that could only be described as chemical warfare from his backside.

Igor is only satisfied when he’s cursed the bloodline of your enemies and sent a plague to ruin their crops.

Igor is not a good boy. Igor is an experience. He will allow you to live in his home if you agree to worship him like the tiny, furious deity he is.

His adoption requirements include at least one human who finds small, emotionally stunted men “intriguing.”

If that’s you, apply to enter into a legally binding relationship with a fluff-coated poltergeist today.”

If you would like to adopt Igor or one of the many other animals waiting for a forever home, contact Renegade Paws Rescue here.

You can make a donation to help support the work Renegade Paws Rescue does here.

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