President Joe Biden wants to convey something crucial: European leaders are reaching out to him. They’re apparently seeking his counsel, encouraging him to become more involved—politically, that is, not as a matrimonial prospect. This is Biden, not a storyline from a Hallmark movie.
The only problem? He won’t name a single one of these supposed leaders. Not one single leader.
Not Macron. Not Merz. Not Putin. Not even the guy running Belgium, whoever that is this week.
Biden claims he’s getting calls from European leaders asking him to engage and give them advice.
Pure comedy 😆
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) July 5, 2025
However, we are met with the typical Biden ambiguity: unclear suggestions, a sense of nostalgia, and just the right touch of incredulity that makes you question if these “leaders” are reaching out from our reality… or perhaps another.
Because, truthfully, given his policies, stance, and tenuous grasp on current events—if Biden is receiving calls from Europe, it could well be from the likes of Helmut Kohl, Benito Mussolini, Neville Chamberlain, Karl Marx, or Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who remains deceased. Now those would make for some historical advisory sessions.
New: 🚨 Joe Biden is now hilariously claiming world leaders are calling him for advice on Trump and world issues.
As Biden’s mental state is collapsing by the day, does anyone actually believe this?
— Jay 🇺🇸 Rapid Response Patriot (@RapidResponseXY) July 3, 2025
Let’s break this down for what it really is: a 500-page plea for relevance from a former president who’s watching his shaky legacy unravel faster than Hunter Biden’s laptop denials. Biden’s popping up in rare appearances to remind us that he was once in charge of things like NATO expansion, climate pacts, and whatever that thing was with the student loan bailout that got vaporized by the Supreme Court. This is a guy who can’t even get his own recollection of his childhood right.
They’re asking him if he has Sir Walter Raleigh in a pouch. Biden claims he’s ‘getting calls’ from European leaders wanting him to ‘get engaged’
Source: Fox News https://t.co/oHqCrwzBy8
— The Hef (@GatewayHef) July 4, 2025
And now? He’s writing a memoir and driving his ‘67 Corvette around Delaware while foreign dignitaries allegedly call him up like he’s some geopolitical Dear Abby.
“I’m not back in politics,” he says, “but I’m giving advice.” Advice on what? Global inflation? Border collapses? Ice cream flavors?
Let’s not pretend the world is clutching pearls over losing Biden’s wisdom. The reality is, under Trump, NATO countries started coughing up real defense money instead of freeloading. American energy independence is no longer a punchline. And we didn’t have this breathless dependence on the same Euro-elites who treat Davos like the Vatican.
What we’re seeing here is classic Biden theater: the fog machine humming, the teleprompter glowing, and a globalist ego that just can’t quit the stage.
This isn’t leadership. It’s fan fiction with a foreign policy twist.
The American people don’t need shadow diplomacy from a retired president who can’t remember the name of his own Secretary of Defense. We need clarity, strength, and most of all accountability. If these conversations are happening, name the leaders. Show the substance. Otherwise, we’re left wondering whether Biden’s global outreach involves a séance and an Ouija board.
Because if Biden’s best friends in Europe are whispering from the grave, that might explain a lot about the ghost town that was his foreign policy.
If Europe really wants Biden’s advice, maybe they should take him. Let him cruise cobblestone streets in his Corvette, talking to the ghosts of globalists past. Meanwhile, America can focus on the living—on fixing the economy, securing our borders, and electing leaders who don’t take their foreign policy tips from a political graveyard.
