He really Punk’d himself.

A reckless “social media prankster” was arrested after pulling stunts like dumping eggs and beans on himself in public eateries and sneakily recording inside unsuspecting strangers’ homes.

Kyle Vazquez, a 21-year-old aspiring comedian, caused chaos at two local restaurants with his silly Instagram antics that involved exploiting the kindness of strangers who allowed him entry into their homes to use the bathroom, only for him to “cause a disturbance,” according to Suffolk County police.

With nearly 75,000 followers, Vazquez attracted attention to himself on April 29 with a video where he poured eggs over his head at a Ralph’s Italian Ices in Centereach, unapologetically leaving a mess and speeding away in a vehicle, officers reported.

Workers said a professional cleaning crew had to come in to deal with the aftermath.

One day later, a shirtless Vazquez went into the Centereach Chinese takeout spot Wing Wah and dumped beans all over himself on their floor, the department said.

The pranks only got creepier from there, the department added.

In late May, he had allegedly went into three homes in the town and neighboring Selden after asking to use the bathroom.

He started filming the people inside “without their knowledge or consent while creating a disturbance,” authorities said in a statement.

Vazquez was cuffed at a friend’s Centereach house on Monday night on charges of unlawful surveillance and criminal tampering and was scheduled for arraignment on Tuesday in Islip court.