'SNL' pumps up Kristi Noem husband cross-dressing scandal

“Saturday Night Live” took aim at former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon, following the emergence of photos showing him in cross-dress attire with humorously exaggerated, lopsided fake breasts, sparking conversation around his involvement in the “bimbofication” fetish scene.

In the celebrated “Weekend Update” segment of NBC’s iconic comedy series, comedian Sarah Sherman took the stage impersonating the former First Gentleman of South Dakota. She donned a gray wig, mismatched balloon breasts—complete with a wayward “nipple”—and vibrant pink biker shorts.

“I challenge anyone to spot anything humorous about this entire scenario,” Sherman quipped as she engaged in playful banter with “Weekend Update” hosts Michael Che and Colin Jost.

Directing her attention to Michael, Sherman remarked, “Hey, Michael? My eyes are up here. My nipples are way out here,” gesturing widely with her hands and daring Che to “crack a joke about my big, beautiful balloon breasts.”

She further questioned whether Che would “shame my kink on national TV over my wild clown-like appearance and my tiny, vibrant pink bike shorts,” before rising to jiggle her faux chest.

Turning to the “liberal” crowd in “Mamdani’s New York,” Sherman boasted about her “conservative man’s bloobs,” also humorously dubbing them “bimbo bazongas” and “big chumbawumbas.”

Addressing the “liberal” audience in “Mamdani’s New York,” Sherman bragged about her “conservative man’s bloobs,” also referring to them as “bimbo bazongas” and “big chumbawumbas.”

Kristi Noem, who was fired by President Trump from DHS just weeks before the bimbo scandal emerged, was also put on blast during the sketch.

“My wife, Kristi Noem, anything to add about my sweater puppies?” Sherman said as the camera switched to cast member Ashley Padilla, who was posing as Noem.

“Did someone say puppies?” Padilla said as she racking a shotgun — a reference to Noem’s revelation that she shot her own dog in her 2024 memoir.

Che went on to tell Sherman that “this whole thing is just fun for us because your wife is so awful.”

“Ugh, I know,” Sherman replied.

The sketch came in the week that a report alleging that Bryon, who has been married to Noem for 35 years, chatted with online fetish models in the “bimbofication” scene appeared in the Daily Mail.

Pictures showing the father-of-three wearing a flesh-colored crop top with what appeared to be balloons stuffed underneath were also shared in the report.

His wife Kristi said she was “blindsided” by the revelations.

Bryon is also alleged to have sent fetish webcam models at least $25,000 via Cash App and PayPal, raising concerns that he was opening himself and his wife up for blackmail.

President Trump said he felt “badly” for Noem’s family if they didn’t know about what happened.

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