Propaganda Outlet 'Tehran Times' Delivers Laugh-Out-Loud Response to Iran's Drubbing by US, Israel
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Even the headline is giggle-inducing: “Iran’s swift response forced enemy to end hostilities, Supreme National Security Council says.” Yes, that was it; Iran’s “swift response” is credited with bringing about the current ceasefire.

They continue:

According to the statement, following the orders of the Leader of the Islamic Revolution and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, Iranian forces responded decisively and boldly to every act of hostility. The retaliatory operations included a significant missile strike on the U.S. military base at Al-Udeid in Qatar and extensive attacks targeting positions across the occupied Palestinian territories.

This is Iran’s version of MSNBC:

Of course, this “significant missile strike” on the U.S. military base at Al-Udeid in Qatar was a complete dud, as U.S. anti-missile systems intercepted most of the reported 14 missiles fired, while the others either malfunctioned or missed their target. No casualties were reported. Meanwhile, it turns out Iran had warned Qatar in advance of the attack—knowing presumably that they would inform the U.S. We had already relocated most of the planes and personnel from the site anyway.

Very powerful indeed.


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