White House unveils cheeky Valentine’s Day cards featuring Maduro, Rubio and the shutdown sombrero

In a playful twist, the White House unveiled a collection of humorous Valentine’s Day cards on its social media platforms this past Friday. These cards spotlight some of the most iconic meme-worthy moments from President Trump’s second term.

One card playfully states, “You captured my heart,” and features an image of former Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro being escorted out of Venezuela, shackled and blindfolded, as part of Operation Absolute Resolve.

Another card humorously frames the infamous photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.) allegedly “sipping margaritas” alongside MS-13 gang member Kilmar Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. The card cheekily reads: “My love for you is as strong as Democrats’ love for illegal aliens.”

The accompanying love note adds a whimsical touch: “I’d fly 1,537 miles to have a drink with you!”

One more card displays President Trump showcasing a newly signed executive order with the caption: “Executive Order 4547 … UR My Valentine.”

The White House also took a lighthearted jab at President Trump’s controversial interest in purchasing Greenland, a notion that faced resistance from the residents of the self-governing Danish territory and European leaders alike.

“It’s time we define our situationship,” reads the card with a heart around Arctic island. 

One of the sombreros the White House used to troll Democratic leaders Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) during the record-long, 43-day government shutdown last fall is also featured. 

The sombrero is referred to on the card as “My Ex.” 

Trump signature Truth Social sign off – “Thank you for your attention to this matter” – is the message on another note, with an arrow directing the phrase towards the words “my heart.” 

Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s expansive job portfolio has spawned a thousand memes – and now a Valentine’s Day card. 

“Don’t make me work for your love,” reads the card poking fun at the many hats Rubio has had to wear throughout Trump’s second term. 

The Post previously reported that the White House’s online jokes are devised mostly by Trump himself, deputy chief of staff Dan Scavino and deputy communications director Kaelan Dorr.

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