Alaska Man Monday - Inappropriate Protests, a Dumb Crook, and Bad Arguments
Share this @internewscast.com


Snow showers are in the forecast for this week, arriving a bit later than usual. Typically, we would already see snow covering the ground by now. Although there was a brief flurry on Saturday night that left about an inch, the ground remains too warm for it to stick around. It makes me wonder if the rest of winter will attempt to make up for this delayed start.

Meanwhile, down south in a land where winter barely makes an appearance, Texas has launched its own version of Fat Bear Week, aptly named Fat Squirrel Week.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, as the saying goes, and now that includes squirrels.

Here, we have our own local squirrels. In Texas, the spotlight is on the southern Fox Squirrel (Sciurus niger), known for its size, whereas our region is home to the much smaller American Red Squirrel (Tamiasciurus hudsonicus). I honed my hunting skills going toe-to-toe with Iowa’s large fox squirrels and the smaller gray squirrels. However, up here, the red squirrels are too petite to hunt, and frankly, we enjoy their presence.

I’m curious to see if my friend and colleague at PJMedia, Stephen Green, will introduce a Fat Gator Week in his Florida Man Friday series.

Alaska Man score: Sorry, Texas, but there are no moose in your state.

For the competition’s inaugural year, Brannon told Alaska’s News Source that the 16 selected squirrels were picked from a variety of Texas state parks.

“Unsimilarly, obviously, we don’t have all the same squirrels in the same park, so we had each park kind of post and prompt their public to nominate a squirrel they’ve seen in the last year,” she said.

“Hopefully next year, we’ll have squirrels and more of a heads-up for people and our staff to be on the lookout for fat squirrels in the park.”

Unlike Fat Bear Week, squirrels will be voted for based on cuteness and “heftiness,” rather than the pounds packed on before winter.

We have some local squirrels, of course. But the Texas squirrels are the big southern Fox Squirrel (Sciurus niger), while ours are the American Red Squirrel (Tamiasciurus hudsonicus), which are much smaller. I learned to hunt by matching my wits against big Iowa fox squirrels and the smaller gray squirrels, but our reds up here are too small to bother with; besides, we kind of like having them around.

Now I’m waiting to see if my good friend and PJMedia colleague Stephen Green will find a Fat Gator Week for his Florida Man Friday posts.

Alaska Man score: There are no moose in Texas. Sorry, Texas.


Share this @internewscast.com
You May Also Like
Israeli official issues stark warning after chilling Syrian military war chants surface

Israeli Official Raises Alarms as Ominous Syrian Military Chants Echo Across the Region

During a military parade in Damascus on Tuesday, members of the Syrian…
Venezuelan Nobel Peace Prize winner María Corina Machado dedicates award to Trump for 'decisive support'

Venezuelan Dissident Honors Trump: Nobel Dedication Fuels Freedom Movement Recognition

EXCLUSIVE TO FOX: Venezuelan opposition figure María Corina Machado has extended her…
Dexter Lawrence added to Giants' long injury report for Week 15

Giants’ Week 15 Woes: Dexter Lawrence Joins Expanding Injury List

As the season winds down for teams no longer in playoff contention,…
ICE arrests criminal illegal immigrant accused of fleeing head-on crash that severely injured Maryland woman

ICE Apprehends Fugitive Illegal Immigrant Linked to Devastating Maryland Crash

A suspected illegal immigrant, who reportedly made his way into the U.S.…
Illegal immigrant caught and released by Biden administration now charged in Washington vehicular homicide

Undocumented Immigrant Released Under Biden Administration Faces Charges in Washington Vehicular Homicide Case

In a tragic incident in Washington state, a semi-truck driver has been…
Man sentenced to for running over, killing son in Jacksonville

Jacksonville Tragedy: Father Sentenced in Heartbreaking Fatal Hit-and-Run Case Involving Son

Authorities report that a heated dispute over baby wipes and money between…
ADL Praises Cruz vs MAGA Populism

ADL Commends Cruz’s Stand Against MAGA Populism: A Bold Move in U.S. Politics

Anti-Defamation League CEO Jonathan Greenblatt is sounding the alarm about the populist…
Archaeologists uncover rare fresco of Jesus in town Pope Leo XIV recently visited

Rare Jesus Fresco Discovered in Town Just Visited by Pope Leo XIV: A Historic Archaeological Find

Archaeologists in Turkey have made a remarkable discovery, unearthing a fresco depicting…
Lemont, Homer Glen home invasions: 2 women, ages 73 and 65, tied up, robbed by 3 suspects, Will County sheriff says

Home Invasions in Lemont and Homer Glen: Two Women, Aged 73 and 65, Bound and Robbed by Trio, Reports Will County Sheriff

In the quiet suburb of Lemont, Illinois, a sense of unease has…
Chicago wind chill warning: Cold Weather Advisory issued as Chicago weather forecast calls for snow, dangerous temps this weekend

Brace Yourself: Chicago Faces Bone-Chilling Wind Chill and Snowy Weekend in New Weather Alert

CHICAGO (WLS) — Prepare for a snowy and freezing weekend as severe…
J6 Chair Makes Jaw-Dropping Claim: Pipe Bomb Videos Outside RNC and DNC Deleted—‘Doesn’t Exist’

January 6th Committee Chair Alleges Crucial Pipe Bomb Footage Outside RNC and DNC Has Been Deleted

Barry Loudermilk, who serves as the Chairman of the newly established House…
DJ Commando Chicago death: Father, family remember Landon Wallace, DJ for Bulls, Northwestern football and Power 92.3, who died

Beloved Chicago DJ and Sports Enthusiast Landon Wallace Remembered by Family After Passing

The relatives of a cherished Chicago DJ are opening up for the…