Paramedic Who Wanted to Be a “Porn Star” Sentenced for Masturbating Into Coffee Creamer at Work

A former Maryland paramedic who admitted masturbating and urinating on county workers’ food and workplace equipment told the court, “I wanted to be some sort of porn star.”

Christopher M. Carroll received a 25-year prison sentence after pleading guilty to three misdemeanor counts of causing another person to ingest bodily fluids, Baltimore County court records show. His attorney did not immediately respond to Oxygen’s request for comment.

The disturbing allegations were detailed during Carroll’s court proceedings.

“I’m truly sorry to everyone who has been involved,” Carroll said at his Oct. 13 sentencing hearing, according to The Baltimore Banner. “I’m absolutely ashamed that I caused so much hurt.”

Judge Dennis M. Robinson Jr. described Carroll’s behavior as “perverted, repulsive, and disgusting,” the outlet reported.

“This case begs the question,” the judge said. “Who does things like this?”

The investigation began Nov. 30, 2025, after a fire department supervisor contacted police about posts on Carroll’s X account, “TattedVersDaddy.” The posts allegedly suggested that he had exposed county employees to bodily fluids, according to a statement of facts reviewed by Oxygen.

The account featured video previews that directed viewers to Carroll’s subscription page on JustFor.Fans.

Several clips appeared to have been recorded inside fire and public safety buildings, with Carroll sometimes wearing his uniform while performing sexual acts.

In one video, he allegedly urinated into a large ice machine, wiped his penis with the ice scoop and used it to stir the urine into the ice. He then gave the camera a thumbs-up.

“They always say, don’t drink the yellow snow,” Carroll wrote in the caption. “But I’m just trying to make a slushy!!”

Another recording allegedly showed Carroll masturbating and ejaculating into a container of “Sweet and Creamy” coffee creamer on an employee’s desk before putting the container in a shared refrigerator.

A separate video reportedly showed a man ejaculating onto an employee’s computer keyboard. In December 2025, Baltimore County detectives seized Carroll’s phone and other electronic devices. Investigators also recovered the creamer container and keyboard, both of which were found to match Carroll’s DNA profile, according to the statement of facts.

The Baltimore County Fire Department subsequently opened its own investigation into the allegations.

In an email to employees obtained by the Baltimore Banner, Fire Chief Joseph Dixon wrote, “Additionally, out of an abundance of caution, we are developing a plan to ensure that any equipment potentially associated with this matter is properly sanitized.”

Carroll turned himself in to police on Feb. 4.

During the proceedings, prosecutors also said Carroll had recorded himself urinating into a fragrance dispenser at a doctor’s office and then plugging the device back in, according to CBS News.

They further alleged that he ejaculated into food prepared at a fire station and inside an ambulance.

“Everyone wants to have a reason. Everyone wants to know why. I don’t have the ability to answer that question right now,” defense attorney Seth Okin said in court, according to CBS News.

“These are isolated where they were, within the confines of what the state’s attorney put on the record, so the greater community shouldn’t feel that they’re at risk. No one’s come back with any medical concerns.”

However, 16 people confirmed they had unknowingly ingested the urine-contaminated ice, according to the statement of facts. The owner of the keyboard also said they likely would have consumed Carroll’s bodily fluids through cross-contamination while eating at their desk. 

During Carroll’s sentencing hearing, three fire department employees said Carroll’s conduct felt “deeply personal,” according to the Baltimore Banner.

One victim said Carroll had “preyed on the very people who trust him most” and “chose to violate us for his own twisted gratification.” 

A spokesperson from the Baltimore County Fire Department said Carroll’s sentencing “brings much-needed accountability” and should offer closure.

“Our focus now is on moving forward,” the spokesperson told Oxygen in a statement, “and maintaining the integrity and professionalism that the community—as well as our members—expect and deserve.” 

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