Ventura County Supervisor Linda Parks

A local California official filed a lawsuit on Tuesday after receiving an unwelcome chocolate penis from a company called “Dick At Your Door.”

In her complaint filed in Ventura County Court, Ventura County Supervisor Linda Parks said she received “‘a chocolate dick,’ an offensive 5-inch chocolate phallus with no redeeming social qualities, whatsoever.”

According to reports, Parks received a cardboard box with the word “Congratulations” printed on the outside. Inside contained the chocolate penis with the words “Eat a Dick” printed on the interior of the box. There was also a note included with the delivery read, “Enjoy your early retirement . . . You deserve it.”

Parks is serving her fifth term as District 2 representative on the Ventura County Board of Supervisors in California, and was the subject of a now-failed 2021 recall effort. Attempts to recall Parks began after she and other supervisors voted to hold local businesses legally accountable for repeated violations of COVID-19 regulations.

After receiving the unwanted package, Parks told reporters, she believed the delivery was an example of local “gutter politics.” Parks said she understood the note to refer to the recall effort. Parks and the other supervisors voluntarily dropped the lawsuits against the businesses saying they “were never meant to be punitive,” and extending “deep appreciation and thanks to all businesses that have worked so hard and continue to work hard to keep their employees and customers safe from COVID by following public health guidelines.”

In the penis lawsuit, Parks named corporate defendant Rain Parade LLC a/k/a Dick At Your Door in her claim for intentional infliction of emotional distress, asserting that “the extreme and outrageous conduct” has caused her headaches, fear, nervousness, anxiety, worry, and indignity. Tarks even went a step farther, seeking to use the chocolate phallus to pierce the corporate veil. Parks names individuals Adam Hascall and Bryan Pritz as defendants, alleging that they should be personally liable because they used their corporate identity as “a mere shell for their sick personal thrills,” which had the effect of deceiving creditors.

Parks requests unspecified compensatory damages, special damages to pay for her psychological counseling, punitive damages, and legal fees.

Law&Crime did not immediately receive a response to request for comment by Parks’ attorney or Rain Parade LLC.

[screengrab via TWCLocalEditionWest]

Have a tip we should know? [email protected]

Source: This post first appeared on

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You May Also Like

Gainesville Woman Arrested After Family Member Stabbed

Staff report GAINESVILLE, Fla. — A 29-year-old woman was arrested early Saturday…

Sleeping 90-Year-Old Killed With Screwdriver in Shocking Homicide, Police Say

Inset: Anthony Cerda (Houston police). Background: Convenience store in the 7800 block…

School Ignored Starved Boy’s “Excessive” Absences, Lawsuit Alleges

Inset: Peter Cuacuas. Background: The New York school that Peter Cuacuas attended…

Lawsuit Says Delayed C-Section at Hospital Led to Baby’s Death

Saint Francis Hospital in Hartford, Conn., where Cheyenne Seymour allegedly waited nearly…

Walmart Mom Shot in Both Ankles While Shopping With Children, Sparking Safety Concerns

Inset: John Eady (Valdosta Police Department). Background: The Walmart in Georgia where…

Walmart Shopping Cart Bump Turns Deadly: Dad Killed After Teen Confrontation, DA Says

Left inset: Stephen Morrow with his wife (Facebook). Right inset: Timothy Crawford…

Police Say Daughter Restrained Mother While Boyfriend Fatally Attacked Her With Sock Filled With Object

Left to right: Samantha Neiber, Mason Clarke (Douglas County Sheriff’s Office). Authorities…