Michael C. Vest mug shot and being arrested (Harris County Constable Precinct 4 Office), surveilance footage screenshot (KPRC)

Michael C. Vest mug shot and being arrested (Harris County Constable Precinct 4 Office), surveilance footage screenshot (KPRC)

A 60-year-old kilt-wearing man in Texas was arrested last week after he was caught on surveillance footage from an antique shop allegedly grabbing several items off of the shelves and ‘placing’ those items ‘in his rectum,’ before returning them to the shelves. Mitchell C. Vest was taken into custody on one count of criminal mischief in connection with the bizarre allegations, authorities announced.

According to a news release from the Harris County Constable Precinct 4 Office, deputies on Thursday, Feb. 15 received calls from “multiple concerned citizens” regarding an adult male who they said was “observed selecting items from multiple vendors at an Antique Mall Outlet and placing the selected items in his rectum.”

“The male was then observed removing the items and placing them back on the shelves,” the constable said.

A probable cause affidavit obtained by Law&Crime identified some of the items allegedly tainted by Vest’s actions as a makeup brush, a “Restoration hardware piece,” an antique bottle opener, and a “tobacco tent can.”

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