DSNY launches 'No Need to Knick' a trash bin giveaway after JP Morgan theft

New York City is taking a playful shot at the Knicks fan who turned a trash can into parade loot.

The Sanitation Department is giving away five Knicks-themed litter baskets in honor of the team’s NBA Finals victory — while also throwing a clear jab at the infamous JP Morgan executive who became an internet sensation after swiping one from the parade route.

“No Need to Knick a Bin,” the department quipped in its promotion for the giveaway. “The DSNY is giving away 5 Commemorative Knicks-Themed Litter Baskets.”

Unlike the “incredibly stupid” paradegoer, the five selected fans will not have to yank a full-size blue-and-orange basket from the curb, spill garbage across the pavement or haul it back home on the subway.

“Fouling up our sidewalks and stealing public property should always be out of bounds in New York City,” DSNY Commissioner Gregory Anderson said.

“There is no need to lift bins off the street. DSNY is thrilled to turn over five brand-new litter baskets to lucky Knicks fans, the same heavy baskets we use on the streets. Continue celebrating our championship team by going online today to enter – and leave the basket-tipping to New York’s Strongest.”

The contest will award just five baskets in total, with recipients picked through a random drawing.

Each giveaway bin stands 28 inches tall and weighs 30 pounds, matching the size of the litter baskets found along New York City streets — though these will be fresh from the source.

The winners must be New Yorkers, 18 and older and be able to pick it up from the department’s lower Manhattan office, DSNY said.

Applications must be submitted before 5 p.m. on July 3 at on.nyc.gov/basketgiveaway.

Winners will be selected later in the summer.

Losers can buy their own, smaller Knicks-themed bins from Only NY for $168.

The contest is the second time DSNY has ribbed the boneheaded Knicks fan who went viral for stealing a team-themed city trash can has returned the stolen goods — and was slapped with $175 in fines for the dirty deed.

The department shared a picture of the basket at its Financial District office after it was finally returned last week.

“Home sweet home,” the sanitation department said on X. “Welcome back! We missed you!”

The orange and blue receptacle was pilfered after an “incredibly stupid” fan — identified by sources as recently axed JPMorgan Chase exec Angie Baez — dumped the trash onto Broadway and walked off with the city-owned receptacle, department officials told The Post.

She was later snapped on the subway still lugging the basket.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You May Also Like

Three elderly people found dead in New Jersey home after postal worker discovers chilling note

Postal Worker Finds Chilling Note After 3 Die in New Jersey Home

Three elderly residents were found dead inside a New Jersey home after…
US homelessness hits record 6.3% drop under Trump, HUD says

US Homelessness Falls by Record 6.3% Under Trump, HUD Says

The Trump administration is celebrating what it describes as a historic nationwide…
Ex-NYPD maniac admitted to slashing NYC jogger Katie Suarez: police

Ex-NYPD Officer Admits Slashing NYC Jogger Katie Suarez: Police

A former NYPD officer accused of killing a young woman who was…
Several Sponsors Cut Ties with Jennifer Welch’s Podcast After Hosts Laugh About Desecrating Charlie Kirk’s Body

Sponsors Leave Jennifer Welch Podcast Over Charlie Kirk Body Remarks

Cash App, Chewy, Boll & Branch, and Lola Blankets said Friday that…
Urgent weather warning as SoCal fire risk intensifies and power shutoffs loom

Southern California Fire Risk Intensifies as Urgent Weather Warning Raises Power Shutoff Threat

Southern California is facing a dangerous weekend of powerful Santa Ana winds…
NC State's Sigma Nu fraternity to close amid criminal investigation, I-Team learns

NC State Sigma Nu to Close as Criminal Investigation Continues

RALEIGH, N.C. (WTVD) — Sigma Nu National Fraternity told the ABC11 I-Team…
Border Patrol seizes nearly $10M in cocaine during back-to-back California stops

Border Patrol Seizes Nearly $10M in Cocaine in Back-to-Back California Stops

U.S. Border Patrol agents confiscated nearly $10 million worth of cocaine during…
Navy veteran blindsided as attacker could land parole hearing months after sentencing: ‘Where is my justice?’

Navy Veteran Asks ‘Where’s Justice?’ Over Attacker’s Parole

For 33 years, Amy carried the trauma of being raped on Valentine’s…
Denver man found dead at bottom of national park canyon beneath steep drop-offs

Denver Man Found Dead Below Steep Canyon Drop-Offs in National Park

Colorado authorities said Wednesday that a man was found dead at Black…
New coastal ferry linking Long Beach to Malibu gains traction

Long Beach-to-Malibu Coastal Ferry Service Gains Momentum

Southern Californians could soon have a way to escape the region’s bumper-to-bumper…
Trump demands DOJ investigation, prison for 'extortionist' Democrats following GOP's midterm blowout

Trump Demands DOJ Probe, Prison for Democrats After GOP Blowout

President Trump is calling for a Department of Justice investigation and prison…
In his words: New White House chief of staff Stephen Miller is US immigration hardliner, bombastic critic of Democrats

Stephen Miller, Trump’s Immigration Hardliner and Democrat Critic

WASHINGTON — Stephen Miller, President Donald Trump’s newly appointed White House chief…