The secret’s out! In an exclusive teaser for the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules, new SUR waitress Angelica Jensen spills the beans about Jason Cohen’s not-so-hidden companion, catching even Lisa Vanderpump by surprise.
In a previous episode, Audrey Lingle, who has been romantically linked to Cohen’s cousin, Chris Hahn, revealed to Jensen that she discovered a penis pump in Cohen’s shower while staying at the apartment they share. Jensen, who was casually seeing Cohen at the time, found the pump—and his OnlyFans account—off-putting. This revelation prompted her to end things with Cohen, leading her to a passionate encounter with Shayne Davis, which ended in a heated kiss.
During tonight’s episode, as Vanderpump gathers her attractive SUR staff to model the restaurant’s merchandise, Jensen unexpectedly divulges to the boss that one of her employees owns a penis pump.
“Why did you tell Lisa about the penis pump? What was the reason?” Lingle questions in the clip. Jensen responds, “I thought, ‘You want to know why I’m not into him? Let me lay it all out and be completely truthful.’ She asked, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.”
Jensen doesn’t stop there. While posing for a group photo, she playfully announces, “Everybody say penis pump on three!” She then turns to Davis, inquiring if he’s aware of Cohen’s bedroom aid.
In her confessional, Lingle expresses her frustration: “I feel like Angelica is taking what I told her about Jason and using it against him to humiliate him. She should reconsider the education she received, ask for a refund, and perhaps use that money for therapy.”
“I feel like Angelica is using what I told her about Jason and weaponizing it to embarrass him,” Lingle says in her confessional. “She needs to go back to whatever school she got her ‘degree’ from and ask for her money back and use that money for therapy.”
Back at the restaurant, Hahn attempts to stick up for his cousin, questioning why Jensen keeps bringing up the penis pump. Following her insincere apology, he sternly says, “Are you [sorry]? I don’t think you are,” to which she replies, “I’m sorry that it’s something I can’t stop saying because it’s right here, it’s right on my mind.”
Hahn—who, like his cousin, posts NSFW content on OnlyFans—explains to the group that he, too, owns a penis pump and that it’s “better for sexual satisfaction.”
See how the rest of it plays out when Vanderpump Rules airs tonight at
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