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Police Investigate Humpty Dumpty Incident at New Jersey Minigolf Course

Humpty Dumpty caper at New Jersey minigolf course sparks police investigation

CAPE MAY, N.J. – Humpty Dumpty took a big fall, and now…

Internewscast
September 11, 2025

Crime

Lisa Cook’s Attorney Likens Trump to Humpty Dumpty

Lisa Cook's lawyer compares Trump to Humpty Dumpty

President Donald Trump gestures during a reception for Republican members of Congress…

Internewscast
August 30, 2025

Crime

Judge Criticizes State Attorney General Using Humpty Dumpty Reference

Judge quotes Humpty Dumpty, takes state AG to legal woodshed

Background: Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier at a press event on June…

Internewscast
June 19, 2025

Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act: SNAP benefits don't pay for rotisserie chicken, but a bipartisan bill might change that

US

New Bill Aims to Make Rotisserie Chicken Eligible for SNAP Benefits

A group of bipartisan U.S. senators is advocating for government food assistance…

Internewscast
April 23, 2026

Trump Orders Navy to Shoot Small Boats Dropping Mines in Strait of Hormuz

US

President Trump Directs Navy to Target Vessels Planting Mines in the Strait of Hormuz

President Donald Trump on Thursday issued a directive to the U.S. Navy,…

Internewscast
April 23, 2026

Tranquilized bear that fell from tree in Albany released back into the wild

US

Tranquilized Bear Rescued from Albany Tree Successfully Returned to Natural Habitat

The escape was a bear necessity! The black bear that captured the…

Internewscast
April 23, 2026

Trump will read a Bible passage on humility from the Oval Office amid ongoing feud with Pope Leo

Politics

Trump to Share Bible Verse on Humility from Oval Office During Tensions with Pope Leo

President Donald Trump is set to participate in a national initiative by…

Internewscast
April 23, 2026