The Summit – ITV1

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A group of inexperienced individuals find themselves marooned in a remote wilderness, far removed from civilization. Their survival depends on teamwork, yet they quickly descend into chaos.

This isn’t the classic tale of Lord Of The Flies, but rather Ben Shephard’s adventurous reality series, The Summit. It’s ITV’s spin on The Traitors, featuring 14 competitors donning waterproof jackets instead of cloaks, and using mountaineering gear to metaphorically betray each other.

While intriguing in concept, the execution falters. Set against the vastness of New Zealand rather than a confined castle, the show struggles with logistical challenges.

The outcome feels awkward, staged, and at times nonsensical. On the plus side, the backdrop of scenic landscapes is undeniably stunning.

We are meant to believe that these climbing novices, aged from their 20s to their 50s, are going to cover more than 100km (roughly 70 miles) in a fortnight, much of it on steep or boggy terrain, some of it vertical, at high altitude, ending on a mountaintop.

They don’t appear to be carrying spare clothes, food or safety equipment, let alone ropes and crampons. All they’ve got in their rucksacks is the prize money, currently standing at £200,000.

The blokes are in jeans, the women in leggings. Frankly, I’d be worried if I saw them setting off for a picnic in the Lake District.

Yet when they reach their first campsite, helpfully set up by the invisible production crew, no one is complaining of sore feet or tired muscles.

Ben Shepherd’s (pictured) ITV take on The Traitors is overwhelmed by logistical problems

Contestants Warren and Jenny on the show. The show feels stilted, staged, blatantly fake and frequently nonsensical

Afton, 24, (pictured) sobs helplessly when she gets mud on her pink outfit

Even if they’re only covering five miles a day, I’d expect all but the fittest to be exhausted.

Several of them are playing panto roles. There’s 24-year-old Afton, all in pink, sobbing helplessly when she gets mud on her outfit.

Publican Miranda, 50, is quick to tell everyone that she lost her mother when she was a teenager, and no one thinks it odd that she chats to her mum’s ghost whenever she’s anxious.

Construction manager Dockers, 36, has apparently been told to make himself as obnoxious as possible. He swaggers about, proclaiming himself to be ‘the ultimate shark’ and boasts of his ability to manipulate the other players.

He’s clearly been told to pick fights, and he does it without any guile or subtlety. On the second morning, he accused the others of trying to ‘sabotage’ him by throwing his gloves on the fire. When they denied it, he blurted, ‘You calling me a liar?’ like a drunk in a pub.

The beauty of The Traitors is that all the cast have to pretend to be friends, even while they know some are bound to be enemies.

These ‘mountaineers’ are supposed to be co-operating. True, they must select candidates for elimination each day but even that is done by a group vote. Stirring up conflict and splitting into factions makes no sense.

It’s all weirdly pointless… summit and nothing.