Lunatic provocateur Candace Owens has finally found a member of the ‘demonic’ Hollywood cabal that she actually likes… and it’s Harvey Weinstein!

Yes, that Harvey. The convicted rapist.

The frail, toothless individual is presently facing a retrial in New York over several rape charges following the appeal of his 2020 felony sex crime conviction.

While Weinstein languished in various unpleasant prisons, including New York’s Rikers Island, Candace became his correspondent. Surprisingly, the pair bonded significantly.

‘The woman is going to be a superstar and I have been around stars,’ Weinstein said in jailhouse interview with the New York Post last week.

For someone accused of pursuing, grabbing, and attacking women such as Angelina Jolie, Paz de la Huerta, Rose McGowan, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek, and Uma Thurman, the relationship is a disturbingly unsettling compliment.

On Tuesday, Candace dropped her exclusive sit-down with the Tinseltown Twiddler just like Hairy Harvey used to drop his bathrobe in a hotel-room audition. Only in their chat, Harvey seemed to be auditioning himself… perhaps for the role of Nelson Mandela in a new biopic.

‘I’ve lost everything a man can lose, but still the truth matters. I’ve been condemned of crimes I did not commit. I understand why people want someone to blame, but I am telling the truth,’ he told a sympathetic Candace.

Lunatic provocateur Candace Owens has finally found a member of the ‘demonic’ Hollywood cabal that she actually likes… and it’s Harvey Weinstein!

The frail, toothless freak is being retried on multiple charges of rape in New York City after his original 2020 felony sex crime conviction was overturned on appeal. 

Handsy Harvey’s story is that he admittedly cheated on his wife, creeped on young actresses and abused his power and influence, but he never, ever, ever, did anything illegal.

Right – tell it to the jury.

This New York retrial is already a doozy. Alleged victims are once again being badgered by Weinstein’s lawyers to the point where accuser Miriam ‘Mimi’ Haley (a former production assistant) stormed off the stand this week screaming, ‘Don’t tell me I wasn’t raped by that f*****g a**hole!’

For Candace’s part, she seems inclined to believe that Mimi was not, in fact, raped by that ‘f*****g a**hole!’

Nor does Candace appear to put much stock in the stories of many other women who’ve come forward to allege sexual assault, forced oral sex, rape and nearly every other flavor of lechery in the criminal code.

That’s where this latest saga in Candace’s grody road to YouTube stardom takes a confusing turn. You see, this ideological shapeshifter (who started her media career as a left-wing carnival barker, before dipping her toe into mainstream conservativism and then jumping into the deep end of Crazy Lake) has previously made it her mission to expose Hollywood’s ‘demons’.

‘I believe the media is a form of black magic — that people actually sat down experts and they experimented to see how people would react to certain things,’ she said last year.

Uhhhh, OK, tell me more.

‘Hollywood is, in fact, being controlled by some sort of a demonic cult with an intention to corrupt our souls.’

Preach!

For a man who has allegedly chased, grabbed and assaulted the likes of Angelina Jolie, Paz de la Huerta, Rose McGowan, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek and Uma Thurman his comments to Candace are sickeningly skeevy. (Weinstein is pictured with Paltrow in 1999).

And recall when Candace’s good buddy Kayne West tweeted in 2022 that he was going to go ‘death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE,’ (you meant, DEFCON, you dummy).

Candace – belatedly – came to Kayne’s defense, attempting to make sense out of his incomprehensible gibberish.

‘What if that is what is happening right now in Hollywood, if there is just a very small ring of specific people who are using the fact that they are Jewish to shield themselves from any criticism? It’s food for thought. Right?’ she asked last year.

Food? More like vile, corrosive poison.

‘I think, again, there have been enough people that are speaking out about a ring in Hollywood,’ she continued, ‘also a ring potentially in DC, that we should start to ask those questions, all of us – Black, Spanish, Jewish, Chinese, Japanese – all Americans should want answers because this appears to be something that is quite sinister.’

Oh, there’s definitely something ‘sinister’ going on.

Hilariously, Candace’s wacko, anti-Semitic nonsense is even too much for… you guessed it, Weinstein!

‘She approached a friend of mine, then she approached me,’ Weinstein said of their odd bedfellowship, ‘and I said, “Candace, I am a huge supporter of the Anti-Defamation League – you’re not the most popular person on my list”.’

Even Pale Jabba the Hutt was resisting a tongue-bath from Candid Candace! That’s like Ebola worrying about catching smallpox!

Listen, I’m not here to defend the left-wing LA media freak show. But I do struggle to understand how Candace is convinced that an evil cult of Jewish tastemakers exists, while one of the most powerful Jewish men in Hollywood over the last several decades is a poor victim caught up in the gear of a corrupt system.

Perhaps, dear reader, it’s that Candace Owens doesn’t really believe a word that comes out of her mouth. Perhaps, she’s just a completely and utterly shameless phony?

Certainly, she has earned herself a PhD in wackery from Kyrie Irving University – variously declaring her skepticism that dinosaurs ever roamed the Earth, staking her ‘entire professional reputation on the fact that [the First Lady of France] Brigitte Macron is in fact a man,’ and having a good laugh over the late-Pope’s use of a homophobic slur.

‘Can we all be honest enough to admit that “f***otry” is an objectively wonderful word?’ she tweeted last May.

Let’s not.

Recall when Candace’s  buddy Kayne West tweeted in 2022 that he was going to go ‘death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE,’ (you meant, DEFCON, dummy). Candace came to Kayne’s defense, attempting to make sense out of his gibberish. (Pictured: Candace and Kanye in 2022). 

Allow me now to hand this argument over to renowned professor and psychologist turned cultural phenom Jordan Peterson, who has been clinically diagnosing the alarming number of irresponsible online loons – who claim to be conservatives and are finding their footing on the fringes.

It’s a group that’s been increasingly identified as the ‘woke right,’ because they seem to employ the same hysterical tactics as those on the progressive left.

‘I’ve been watching these psychopathic types manipulate the edge of the conservative movement for their own gain and a lot of that is cloaked in anti-Semitic guise,’ Peterson said on Joe Rogan’s podcast last month.

These ‘psychopathic pretenders’ use ideas ‘as false weapons to advance their narcissistic advantage,’ he explained.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

What’s to be done about the ‘woke rightists’? Well, nothing – except to point at them and laugh at their idiotic contradictions.

So, keep up the good work, Candy. The Harvey Weinstein’s of the world need you!