Count Binface Targets Parliament in Britain’s Wackiest Election - Internewscast Journal
Count Binface Targets Parliament in Britain’s Wackiest Election

In comedy, timing can make or break a punchline. In British politics, it may be doing much the same for a veteran joke candidate best known for wearing a garbage can on his head.

Count Binface, the self-styled intergalactic space warrior, has unexpectedly found himself near the heart of the UK political drama ahead of Thursday’s special election — a contest mocked as absurd even before nearly three dozen names, many from the more eccentric reaches of politics, appeared on the ballot.

Binface, who has previously stood against both former and current prime ministers, was the first to toss his bucket into the race after Reform UK leader Nigel Farage abruptly resigned from Parliament and announced he would run again, saying he wanted to clear his name over financial allegations.

“Game on, Nige,” Binface said shortly after Farage, casting himself as the target of a witch hunt, vowed to speak for ordinary people against the establishment.

But Farage’s plan was quickly condemned by the major political parties as a stunt, and their decision to boycott the Clacton-on-Sea vote in southeastern England left the trash-talking comedian as the de facto main challenger. Since then, Binface has been riding a wave of media attention.

“I’m the only fresh thing on the menu,” Binface told The Associated Press during a packed interview day that included journalists from Japan, the Netherlands, Italy and Germany. “You’re all sick of these politicians, as good as they’re trying to be, but you know you need something different, a little bit of secret sauce.”

The gags have kept coming, and not all of them have been delivered by the man in the bin with a 20-point plan.

“If (Farage) wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won’t stop him,” then-Treasury Secretary Rachel Reeves — better known for balancing figures than chasing laughs — said as she formally accepted Farage’s resignation and opened the way for the special election.

The man behind the mask is a comedian who keeps a lid on his identity

Under Binface’s black cape, rubbish bin and ample body armor that looks straight out of a low-budget sci-fi film, is a middle-aged comedian named Jon Harvey trying to keep his cool during a sweaty summer.

You’d never know who was in there from talking to his alter ego. Binface never breaks character and delivers snarky ripostes when challenged to lift the lid.

“Has anyone here seen ‘Return of the Jedi’?” he said to a BBC host in reference to the “Star Wars” sequel where Darth Vader is unmasked. “Nobody wants to know what’s under the recycling. … It’s absolutely putrefying.”

Harvey is a married father of two who grew up in London and studied the classics at Oxford. He has been a TV writer on the political comedy “The Thick of It” and the humorous news quiz “Have I Got News for You.” He’s the author of a sports memoir written after his brother’s death and Binface’s memoir: “What on Earth? An Alien’s Guide to Fixing Britain.”

In a country where almost any adult citizen can run for office — regardless of where they live — eccentric candidates are a celebrated electoral tradition. On the 3-foot-long Clacton ballot, there are no fewer than three members of the Monster Raving Loony Party, including Nick the Incredible Flying Brick and Baron von Thunderclap.

Harvey’s turn in politics began almost a decade ago when he blasted to earth from the so-called planet of Sigma IX as Lord Buckethead to run for the House of Commons seat held by then-Conservative Prime Minister Theresa May. She won handily, but Binface rocketed to fame and landed on “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.”

But the use of Buckethead, borrowed from a “Star Wars” parody, ended in “an unfortunate battle on the planet Copyright.” He was reincarnated as Binface to take on Prime Ministers Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak.

He twice challenged London Mayor Sadiq Khan, who proclaimed in his 2024 victory speech that he was the first person in British politics to win successive victories over Binface.

“Believe me, he made me work hard for it,” Khan quipped.

In June, Binface lost a parliamentary special election to Andy Burnham, who quickly replaced Keir Starmer as prime minister when he was forced out after his Labour Party was battered by Farage’s party in local and regional elections.

Platform includes a dubious tax policy and a hot take on hand dryers

Binface, leader of the “Recyclons” on his home planet, continues to reuse items of past campaign manifestos that feature a mix of absurd and hyper-local policy offerings that don’t necessarily resonate with a global audience.

Among the more relatable points, he promises to “cut your taxes, and raise everyone else’s,” build one affordable home and nationalize singer Adele — whatever that means.

One item that has raised some eyebrows is a vow to relocate the hand dryer in the men’s restroom at the Crown & Treaty pub in Uxbridge to a more sensible location.

“Do you want to be using the urinal and have another human blasting your bits with insanely hot air?” he said.

His main selling point is that he’s not Farage, though he has opted not to directly attack his main opponent. Instead, his platform takes not-so-subtle digs at the populist often pictured with a pint of beer.

In reference to the gift Farage did not declare when he was elected, which is the source of a parliamentary investigation, Binface said he would not accept $6.7-million gifts from “crypto billionaires (on Earth).”

He would also bar members of Parliament who resign midterm from running in the subsequent by-election and promised to spend more time in Clacton than Washington, DC, a reference to Farage’s trips to the U.S., where he considers President Donald Trump an ally.

Candidate seeks a more perfect union with the United States

Binface, if elected, has no interest in dealing with Trump: “He’s awful.” But he would “love to cement” the so-called special relationship between Britain and the US “with a galactic union.”

“You’ve still got the Atlantic Ocean. I can’t do much about that, but yes, I’d love to foster better relations,” he said.

Binface has conceded he doesn’t expect to win, but if he pulls off an otherworldly upset, he would have to check his headgear at the door of the House of Commons under rules that bar costumes and require businesslike attire.

He said some members of Parliament have been discussing making an exception.

“You might think they should be trying to fix the British economy, healthcare system and infrastructure first,” he said.

But those are issues for serious politicians and not ones you’ll find on a platform that includes price caps for croissants and a plan to punish scofflaw cyclists by making them ride unicycles.

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