“You wrote a book? You couldn’t make it through a speech without the teleprompter, but you want people to believe you wrote a book?”

These are the words of Trump impersonator, Shawn Farash, in response to former vice president and unsuccessful 2024 Democrat presidential nominee Kamala Harris. Harris announced on Wednesday the forthcoming release of her “behind-the-scenes look” at what is arguably considered one of the most disastrous presidential campaigns in recent American history.

You wrote a book? You couldn’t make it through a speech without the teleprompter but you want people to believe you wrote a book?

— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) July 31, 2025

The book’s title? “107 DAYS.” Here’s how Kamala announced it on X:

My new book offers an insider’s perspective on my experience leading the shortest presidential campaign in modern history. 107 Days will be available on September 23.

I can’t wait for you to read it: http://kamalaharris.link/107DaysBook

I have an announcement, too: The chances of my reading Kamala’s book are somewhere between zero and minus-zero. 

What the world saw on the campaign trail was only part of the story.

My new book is a behind-the-scenes look at my experience leading the shortest presidential campaign in modern history.

107 Days is out on September 23. I can’t wait for you to read it: pic.twitter.com/taUof0L4hs

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) July 31, 2025

On second thought, I’d listen to (at least parts of) an audio version of the book — only if the Word Salad Queen herself recited it, that is. 

Harris said in the video:

Just over a year ago, I commenced my campaign for President of the United States. 107 days of traveling across the nation, advocating for our future—the shortest presidential campaign in modern history. Since exiting office, I have reflected deeply on those days and, with honesty and contemplation, have penned a behind-the-scenes narrative of that journey. I believe there is value in sharing my observations, lessons learned, and insights into what it will take to progress.

Uh-huh. Raise your hand if you think Harris learned anything from her failed campaign. 

Just as I thought, zero hands raised —and for good reason: 

As long as Harris continues to misguidedly believe her loss was due to having to run a curtailed campaign after former President Joe Biden was sidelined following his disastrous debate with President Donald Trump, nothing she has to share about the campaign seems worth reading.