🩻🇺🇸 JOHN KENNEDY TO BIDEN:
“Go to Amazon and buy a spine online.”
— Kacee Allen (@KaceeRAllen) April 15, 2024
However, it was a fundraising email from the humorous senator that landed in my inbox on Thursday evening that truly amused me. Typically, such emails lack excitement and appeal; for example, California Gov. Gavin Newsom—whom I suggest calling “Governor Grim”—dispatched one on Thursday claiming that people who supported the One Big Beautiful Bill were “very small and pathetic.”
How unifying and inspiring, Gavin.
He ought to take lessons from Kennedy, who wrote this about wild-eyed New York democrat socialist mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani:
What is going on in New York?
Democrats just elected a theocratic communist in the NYC Mayoral Primary, and I’ve never seen such a wokester win an election in my lifetime.
I’ve had to deal with Chuck and AOC. But, while they’ve been a thorn in my side, this new guy is just plain old off his rocker.
Zohran Mamdani embodies the essence of socialism and communism. His vision is to transform New York City into a barren North Korean landscape. He’s akin to Karl Marx attending a Drag Show…
Like “Karl Marx at a drag show.” I don’t think I’ll ever get that image out of my head.
The email continued, listing Zohran’s plethora of insane ideas:
